I am holy

When I throw on my gym clothes it’s so early that it’s still dark out and my mind is filled with fuzzy-sleepy torpor. Usually, it’s about 5:00AM. Hence, it wasn’t until I was at the gym getting dressed for work when I discovered that my left and right socks both have holes… then I discovered that my threadbare boxer-briefs have several holes. Despite my ghetto undergarments I was copasetic with the knowledge that I was the only one who would know. And then I realized that my red shirt has holes along the hem, which blows because I really like this shirt with its black dragons stenciled in cursive “q” poses. Damn it, I hope my pants don’t have holes also.
...and so it was written, shenry at 10/21/2002 03:52:00 PM.
...and so it was appended with .