Avenging Red Dog

I was just sitting here at home getting my Sunday morning groove on, a mixture of muted PBS cartoons, Sunday newspaper adds, and a little music action, when I looked up at the TV and noticed the oddest of occurrences. Clifford the Big Red Dog held my gaze with his basketball-sized eyes and then he spoke to me, “My sword would drink the blood of an unbeliever.” He repeated his prophesy four times. Before I had time to digest what was going on, the little blue-gray poodle with a bow in her hair started spouting rhyming philosophies about the historical struggles between good and evil.

Clifford the Big Red Dog and my Killah Priest CD were perfectly in synch. It was top-line entertainment. The spoken cadences of rap worked seamlessly with the sloppy mouth movements of PBS cartoons. I can’t wait until next weekend when I can kick back and enjoy more rap-toons.
...and so it was written, shenry at 1/05/2003 10:51:00 AM.
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