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Monday, July 14, 2003
baby showerI crashed Jue's baby shower, yesterday. My name wasn’t on the invitation (just Sherry's and Lori's), but –damnit- she's my sister. It was all-good, yo. Aside from the standard baby necessities, we bought her a breast pump and nursing pads. I figure my duty, as her brother, is to ensure proper booby comfort. Unfortunately, Jue never received the breast pump. Once I sampled the pleasure of its variable 5-speed suction power I couldn’t part with the pump. Jue did get her nursing pads, and I promised to give her expert guidance on proper application/usage of the pads.I gotsta be the bestest brother ever. |
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