Uncle

My unwed sister, Jue, found out the sex of her unborn child. Much to my dismay, the baby will be a girl. I was really hoping for boy so that I could refer to him as the bastard. The dream is not totally dead, though. The doctor is only 95% sure that the baby will be a girl. I guess that means there is a small chance it will be a boy… although you gotta figure it would have to be a boy with an unnaturally small wiener. For Jue’s sake I hope her child is a girl, but for my sake I’m still holding out for a bastard.
...and so it was written, shenry at 7/08/2003 07:29:00 AM.
...and so it was appended with .