Tuesday is Chooseday

tj.hanton.net runs a weekly participatory quiz titled, Tuesday is Chooseday. The quizzes are of the either-or variety and usually deal with thought provoking subjects such as societal mores, ethical boundaries, and the philosophy of good/evil. Chooseday is a thinking person’s quiz. On several instances, I’ve spent an entire week formulating the self-revealing subtext of my Chooseday responses. I normally post my answers at tj’s site in order to participate in, and add to, the intellectual fallout that has catalyzed many personal spiritual epiphanies. Today I am posting my responses here, at The Book. This week's questions are some of the finest I have ever seen and should be spread to the masses. If the world were to take today’s questions under serious consideration then humanity would be better off for it. I’m just doing my part in spreading the love.

Would you rather:

1. Sleep with your favorite movie star, but they have no legs OR they have no eyes?

No eye. The lack of eyes adds two new orifices that I have never sampled. Besides, I really don’t understand the whole missing limbs fetish that seams to be sweeping the nation.

2. Have the power to cure blindness but in turn make the person deaf OR heal burns, scars, and broken bones but cause the person to go colorblind?

Burns, scars, bones, colorblind. My answer is based upon cost/benefit ratios, and (imo) colorblindness is a small price to pay for a broken back or a body 90% covered in 3rd degree burns. Besides, there are so many crappy web page color schemes out there that you’re better off being colorblind.

3. Eat a fried piece of dog crap knowingly OR unknowingly eat a sno-cone filled with somebody else's urine?

Yellow sno-cone. I watched Fear Factor last night and they ate some gross shit, but it wasn’t literally shit. Even if the poo was fried to the point of being a shriveled log of burnt carbon, I would still opt for the sno-cone. You gotta figure that if you’ve eaten sour cream from Taco Bell then you’ve probably ingested worse things than a drizzle of piss on ice shavings. How the hell do you think they get the sour cream in those Taco Bell burritos, anyway?

4. Spend 2 years in jail for something you didn't do OR somebody else spend 15 years in jail for something you did do?

Somebody else. If somebody else is taking the fall for my crime then it’s because karma owes me. Who am I to question karma?
...and so it was written, shenry at 9/23/2003 12:19:00 PM.
...and so it was appended with .