lazy

I’m not even writing my own posts today. I stole the first one and for the second post I found a nice little story generator that did all the work for me:

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young HOOKER named CHUCK. He was CRAZILY PICKING in the RED forest when he met SQUEAKY DICK, a run-away FORKLIFT OPERATOR from the MUSHROOM-LIKE Queen ZAP.

CHUCK could see that SQUEAKY DICK was hungry so he reached into his USED CONDOM and gave him his ODIFEROUS CREAM OF WHEAT. SQUEAKY DICK was thankful for CHUCK's CREAM OF WHEAT, so he told CHUCK a very JUVENILE story about Queen ZAP's daughter ULGA. How her mother, the MUSHROOM-LIKE Queen ZAP, kept her locked away in a THUNDER DOME protected by a gigantic WEASEL, because ULGA was so HAIRY.

CHUCK SWALLOWED. He vowed to SQUEAKY DICK the FORKLIFT OPERATOR that he would save the HAIRY ULGA. He would BLOW the WEASEL, and take ULGA far away from her evil mother, the MUSHROOM-LIKE Queen ZAP, and DRINK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a UPSIDE-DOWN LOCUS SWARM and SQUEAKY DICK the FORKLIFT OPERATOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WEASEL from his story. MUSHROOM-LIKE Queen ZAP KILLED out from behind a BREAST IMPLANT and struck CHUCK dead. In the far off THUNDER DOME you could hear a PBT.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

...and so it was written, shenry at 11/19/2003 02:04:00 PM.
...and so it was appended with .