Rubber Rufus has real nuts

I don’t want to bore you with Christmas pictures (that’s what my buzznet blog is for), but bear with me for one picture. I promise not to disappoint.

The award for Best Christmas Picture goes to Shenry for Rubber Rufus’s Nuts.


Thank you, thank you. I’d like to thank the academy for sponsoring such an award. I’d like to thank Disney’s Kim Possible cartoon for designing Rufus, the naked mole rat, to look like a pink flaccid penis with big buckteeth. I’d like to thank McDonald’s for putting a sombrero on this penis with teeth and giving the toys away in Happy Meals. I’d like to thank my daughter, Lori, for trading me her new phallic toy for two Canadian quarters and a book of matches. I’d like to thank my cousin, Chuck, for helping me pick out the perfect wang-shaped cashew. I’d like to thank Pepsi, the makers of Sierra Mist, for providing the reflective aluminum backdrop. Finally, I’d like to thank Eric Cartman for this inspirational quote:

”Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake!”
...and so it was written, shenry at 12/29/2003 11:22:00 AM.
...and so it was appended with .