Allow me to introduce Harry and Twisty

Yesterday, Lori (weird little 5-year-old) took it upon herself to name my genitalia.

My ass is now named "Harry", though I think she intended "Hairy".

My penis is now named "Twisty". Apparently, she doesn't know that he already has a name, "Mr. Happy".
...and so it was written, shenry at 3/12/2004 10:24:00 AM.
...and so it was appended with .