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Blame starz. She said my elevator music post sounded like a mission. She said I should post a mission every week for my readers. Yeah, all three of you… or four, if I count myself.

Obviously, nobody should do anything I tell them to. That's what I say to Lori, anyway. "Little Lori, never do anything daddy says. In fact, you're better off doing the opposite. So if I tell you to do the opposite of what I say then do the opposite of the opposite, which means you should do exactly what I say… but otherwise just do the opposite. There may be times when you shouldn't do what I say AND you shouldn't do the opposite AND you shouldn't do the opposite of the opposite. In those situations don't do anything until you consult mommy. Even though I said to consult mommy, don't take it to mean that you should do the opposite. The opposite of consulting mommy is consulting daddy and that's what we're trying to avoid. I'm glad we had this talk. Always remember that daddy loves you. Now go play in your own feces."

Every Friday (I'm taking bets that this won't last past week-one) I'll post a little task for the weekend. The tasks will be designed paint the world a brighter shade of shenry, more shenright and less shenwrong. As this regular subject reoccurs (assuming it lasts past this drawn out announcement), feel free to provide feedback and input. Let's get it on…
...and so it was written, shenry at 7/16/2004 12:51:00 PM.
...and so it was appended with .