li-bary

I can't remember the last time I checked something out from the public library system. Prior to today, my last interaction with the library was when I sent $45 to their collection department for a bunch of late fees I had accumulated. That check was sent almost two years ago when I bought our house, and the mortgage lender pulled my credit report and said, "Oh, looks like a collection agency has flagged your account." Apparently, those public library bastards don't screw around when it comes to $45. I've been a bit bitter about the whole "collection" incident. Bastards were fucking with my credit score for a pissy $45. I returned the stupid books… it's just that I returned them a month late.

It's been a while since I have visited a Denver Public Library. That stupid "collections" bullshit is now a vague faded memory. As such, I have hesitantly re-approached the library and I have quickly rediscovered the joy of the Denver Public Library system. I have expanded my intellect by checking out the following items:

• Behind the Front by The Black Eyed Peas.
• Briding the Gag by The Black Eyed Peas.
• The Rocky Mountain Collection by John Denver.
• Wonder Woman: The Ultimate Guide to the Amazon Princess.
• The A-Team Season 1 on DVD.

Yup. I'm using the library to its fullest potential. I'm exploding my brain and refining my cultural tastes. See, the library can make you more smarter.
...and so it was written, shenry at 8/02/2004 02:37:00 PM.
...and so it was appended with .