shenright 5.0: sleeping nude

Did you know that shenry sleeps butt-ass naked? True, I do. I can't stand clothing bunching up and twisting and getting all lumpy. Sleeping nude rocks and the world would be more shenright if everybody slept naked. I know you may be a bit hesitant, but all I'm asking is that you try it once this weekend. You might like it.

Here are ten indisputable benefits for sleeping naked:

1. You don't have to wash any more pajamas.
   
2. If you wake up and have to pee you don't have to push your pants down.
   
3. If there's a fire in your house you get to run outside naked and NOT get a ticket.
   
4. When you go on vacation you don't have to pack pajamas. You can save that space for your Gerbil Tube 3000 (gerbil not included).
   
5. Getting dressed in the morning is faster because you don't have to get undressed first.
   
6. You're pistol is already drawn incase anybody wants to have sex.
   
7. If a burglar enters your house and you bull rush him, you have the element of shocking and surprising genitilia on your side.
   
8. When friends (assuming you have friends) crash at your place you can selflessly offer them your bed knowing full well that they will decline once they learn you sleep in your bed naked with no buffer between ass and sheets.
   
9. The money you save from not buying pajamas can go to your crack habit.
   
10. That scabby itch in your groin area is easier to get at.

...and so it was written, shenry at 8/20/2004 01:16:00 PM.
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