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Friday, September 17, 2004
shenright 9.0: stubble

Shenry has had one of those weeks. The kind of week where he has gone to bed dead-dog tired every night and has woken up zombie-like every morning. As a consequence shenry has amassed an impressive amount of stubble. Shenry never shaves on the weekend, either. Come Monday, he is going to be one massive facial fur ball.

It's not as ugly or as passé as you'd think. The unperceptive masses think that the unshaven look went out of style when Miami Vice evaporated into the 1980's taking Detective Crockett's signature stubble and sockless loafers with it. Untrue. The 1990's had Party of Five's plaid-flannel Charlie Salinger sporting unkempt scruff. And, the 2000's have 24's sleepless Jack Bauer and C.S.I.'s grisly Gil Grissom championing the stubble statement.

Doesn't shaving suck, anyway? What a chore. The world would be more shenright if people (this includes women, too) spent less time shaving and spent more time on noble endeavors such as achieving oneness with the vast universe or making out with their siggy-oh.

This weekend, don't shave. And, if you've got the moxie go a whole week.