Happy Chinese New Year!

Happy Year of the Cock!

Yes, the next 12 months are devoted to the wonderful cock. A couple insights regarding cocks:

• "...are attractive, radiant and dashing."
  
• "Their stamina is amazing."
  
• "Their self-control ... is phenomenal."
  
• "...can be blunt and brutal."
  
• "...quickly straighten you out whether you want them to or not. Don't be ungrateful either, you should be glad they condescended to help you at all."
  
• "...are careful with their time and you only deserve so much, so plan things well."
  
• "...they reach for the sky."
  
• "They have a deep passion for their chosen fields..."
  
• "They probe deeply..."
  
• "They never remain still."
  
• "...must learn that some things take time."
  
• "They achieve the most amazing things..."
  
• "With their many splendid talents and eccentric ways, [cocks] hit it big!

Praise be the ancient architects of the Chinese zodiac, for they were wise. Goodbye monkey; hello cock!


(All quotes taken directly and verbatim from this page.)
...and so it was written, shenry at 2/09/2005 07:45:00 AM.
...and so it was appended with .