This weekend is Global Shenry Awareness Weekend. That's why some of us don't have to work Monday. To commemorate GSAW we need to band together under a unified shenblem. The shenblem should be like those yellow "Support Our Troops" ribbons, or those pink "Breast Cancer Awareness" ribbons. Only the ribbon concept is so played that it is now shenwrong. (Nostrashenmus predicts that brown "Colon Cancer Awareness" ribbons are on the horizon.) We need something shencentric.

Behold the double thumb ring! 'Tis a shenry signature:


In general, shenry is an accessory minimalist. His usual style is one silver earring stud, one plain silver band on the wedding finger, and two silver rings on the right thumb. There are times that call for more and there are times that call for less. There are times that require a pastel "FLY" bracelet with matching nipple clips and a bright red gag ball, but those are special occasions... very special occasions.

(It should be mentioned that shenry is in the market for a gaudy-ass pinky ring encrusted with huge diamonds that spell out "gnorwnehs." This way, when shenry is toe to toe with stupidity, he can punch the dickweed in the face, thus leaving an embossed "shenwrong" bruise for the world to see.)

This weekend don the double thumb ring in honor of GSAW. This will allow the five of us... er, sorry, four of us (I counted myself and shenry separately)... to identify each other in the event of a chance meeting during this extended holiday weekend.

Power to the double thumb ring!
...and so it was written, shenry at 2/18/2005 09:19:00 AM.
...and so it was appended with .