shenright 1.0: The Oracle at Shenri

The world is woefully short of modern day oracles. I'm not talking about the programming database; I'm talking about that o.g. Delphi shit. The world would be more shenright if there were more oracles slumming about claiming they speak for the gods. If you notice people seeking guidance this weekend, become their oracle. You don't need ceremonial robes, intoxicating incense, or marble statues of yourself. All you need is words. The nice thing about the whole oracle business is that everything you say can be total gobbledygook. Pull your prophesy off the Sky Vodka billboard outside your kitchen window if you must. All I ask is that you don't spout off like a weakass noncommittal Magic 8-Ball.

This weekend: We be oracles!
...and so it was written, shenry at 7/16/2004 02:07:00 PM.
...and so it was appended with .