So you've forgotten to buy somebody a Christmas present. Or perhaps you feel compelled to augment the decorative seashell soaps --you know, the kind that are just for show and if you use them you get chewed out-- you're giving your sister. Maybe you're afraid that some random acquaintance is going to ambush you with a present and you'll be standing there with nothing to give in return. The shenright solution to these predicaments is PEZ, the sugar pellet candy that comes in stylish dispensers fashioned after your favorite cartoon characters. Cheap, corny, digestible, and disposable.

This Christmas weekend give somebody a PEZ dispenser. If you're feeling spendy, give them some candy refills.

(And if anybody finds an Angelina Jolie PEZ dispenser, it would make a perfect Christmas gift for shenry. Eating candy out of Angie's neck… Mmmmmmm.)
...and so it was written, shenry at 12/24/2004 11:14:00 AM.
...and so it was appended with .