In the shenriverse there is no creation-evolution controversy. Instead, there is a stupid-intelligent controversy. Those who believe in straight-up biblical creationism are stupid. Those who believe in evolution are intelligent. This isn't to say that a compatibilistic view cannot be taken. However, throwing a duvet of feathered rejection over the king-sized bed of natural selection is ignorant at best.

The stupid-intelligent controversy extends to many other subjects as well, such as geocentric-heliocentric, absolutism-subjectivism, etc-etceteraism. These are simply different facets of the same stupid-intelligent controversy, so why view them as separate controversies? Unfortunately, the stupids are slowing overpowering the intelligents by way of numbers. Logic, reason, and common sense are powerful arguments, but they are losing ground to the ever-increasing population of the stupids. Eventually, the stupids (who are already in the majority) will triumph by way of breeding, which really spits in the face of Darwin's natural selection.

Per Darwinism, the weak and stupid should be unattractive virgins while the strong and intelligent should mate and flourish. Unfortunately, the human species has created a habitat that permits the weak and stupid to survive just as long as the strong and intelligent. This allows stupid people to mate with other stupid people and thus produce stupid children without restrictions. Meanwhile, intelligent people mate with other intelligent people and thus produce intelligent children. But the stupids are winning the reproduction race, and it doesn't help that they were in the majority 100,000 years ago during the infancy of H. sapiens. We, the intelligents, cannot pull out a come-from-behind victory without taking full advantage of our natural ability: our strength and our intelligence.

Don't worry. Shenry has a wily plan to tip the stupid-intelligent scales in our favor. This has nothing to do with mass executions or "open season" on stupids, though those options should not be casually discarded. Shenry would like for every intelligent person to give every stupid person a gift this weekend. Give a stupid person a "Happy Easter" card and in the envelope include a certificate for a free vasectomy (or tube tying). Shenry predicts that the stupid person will declare, "I dunno what a vaysectmee is, but I'll take anything if'n it's free."

This weekend take a surreptitious stand against the overwhelming stupidity in this world. This weekend give a stupid person a vasectomy.
...and so it was written, shenry at 3/25/2005 01:47:00 PM.
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